Lair of the Beastress

People that think choosing what color cellphone their mommy is buying for them is a hard decision to make.

And fat cosplayers.

- eating too many chewable fiber tablets and farting forcefully for 24 hours straight
- people who think that just because they haven't gotten caught yet, they're better than you
- having a re-re kick you out of their house
- feeling a sense of accomplishment from defragmenting your computer, and then realizing you're THAT much of a nerd
- making a bad first impression

You know what really chaps my ass?

- Not being able to buy ANYONE anything for X-Mas.
- People not having any responsibility or anyone to answer to.
- People that choose drugs over you on a consistent basis.

You know what really chaps my twat?

Wait

Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear
Tell you sunthing that you might like to hear
You got a sexy ass body and your ass look soft
Mind if I touch it? and see if its soft
Naw I'm jus playin' lets just say I can
And im known to be a real nasty man
And they say a closed mouth dont get fed
So I dont mind asking for head
You heard what I said, we need to make our way to the bed
And you can start usin' yo head
You like to fuck, have yo legs open all in da butt
Do it up slappin ass cuz the sex gets rough
Switch the positions and ready to get down to business
So you can see what you've been missin'
You might had some but you never had none like this
Just wait til you see my dick

Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait til you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up

Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM

Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy
Up, Beat da pussy up

[verse 2]

You fine, but I aint gone sweat ya
See I wanna fuck, tell me whats up
Walk around the club with yo thumb in ya mouth
Put my dick in, take your thumb out
There might be a lil kosher to deal with
Wet ? hope they dont spill shit
I keep a hoe hot when I'm puttin' in work
Wanna skeet skeet you bout to get your feelin's hurt
Cuz I'll beat dat cat with a dog
And knock da walls of a broad til she scrawl
Like (OOOOOH!)
Yea something like that, but it depends on the swing of the baseball bat
Fuck a bitch on da counter make the
Place fall mats
On the floor she aint screamin she a nut so they crack
Crack...crack
Fuck that bend over imma give you the dick

Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait til you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up

Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM

Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy
Up, Beat da pussy up

(OOOOOOOH!)

Here's a copy of a blog post that anyone who plays WoW should read. It's about someone who lost part of their life to the game but against all odds somehow took a step back and saw how ridiculously obsessed they'd become. It's pretty freakin' interesting to read, actually. I've been there before -- not with WoW, but with a MUD online. It's a bit lengthy, but definitely well worth the read.

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You know what really chaps my ass?



(not a very good example, but you get the point)

That "trend" where you (barely) wear your pants. You know the one I'm talking about, where even if they have a belt on, their pants BEGIN under their ass and keep falling down. You can see their underpants (if they're wearing any -- I've seen quite a few people's V-spots and pubes and plenty of ass). Personally, I believe this "fashion statement" is ugly and without class. I think the same about girl's thongs hanging out. I think that shit should be kept to yourself (and anyone else you might wanna fuck around with). I don't like seeing people's underpants, or lack thereof. I don't like the pants around the thighs, and I don't like women's pants that are so low-rise that they begin at their cooch.

The woes of low-rise pants. I especially like this article (speaking of the women's low-rise pants) comparing this type of garb to Chinese foot-binding in reference to how it constricts a woman's action, rendering her ornamental.



Virginia sets fine to $50 for pants falling down. While I dont' think it will be effective, I just like the thought of someone getting a fine for their terrible fashion-sense.

I have that urge to pet something really, really hard, so that whatever animal it is looks Chinese. Or, maybe squeeze it 'til it explodes. I want something furry and squishy, and I want it NOW. I always get like this around cute things, even human babies sometimes. I always control myself, but when I was little I tortured the hell out of some animals. The actual emotion is kind of disturbing and I don't quite understand it. I actually feel like I want to hurt cute things. That's the best way I can describe it, really. Anyone else have something similar happen to them?

You know what really chaps my ass?

I know a guy whose hand is ALWAYS down the front of his pants. Literally, I don't think I've ever seen both hands out at once. He does it constantly and even when he's standing right next to me, or infront of me & my boyfriend, or, well EVERYONE -- even in public and at work. The only time I've seen him take his hand out of his pants is to answer the phone, and then his OTHER hand goes right down the pants. And he JINGLES IT. And then he smells it, and starts over again. It makes me sick to think about it. Many males I know do this to varying degrees with this being the worst.

I mean... we all smell our shit, but at least do it in PRIVATE. Jingle it ... IN PRIVATE. Do you need to constantly make sure it's there or something? WTF is up with that?!

Speaking of dicks --- the new Aquateen is on and there is a large penis alien with pubes for arms and balls for feet. And glasses. They're also building a ship out of dicks.

I am thoroughly amused.